So bad, they're good...
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball
What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A turkey sand-witch
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
What key has legs and can't open doors?
Tur-key.
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
1 comment:
Aunt Lyndi, those are funny! Thanks for sharing and thanks for visiting our blog. Ryan & I enjoy seeing your face and reading your words! I may have to borrow a few of these for my kindergarteners and to post on my blog for Friday Funnies! Have a blessed rest of your week! ~Stacey
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