What did the Valentines card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we'll go places!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with."
What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"
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